Make a wish, then corrupt it!

Subject: Re: Make a wish, then corrupt it! Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:31 am

I am very reluctant to reply but, your trapping ways will rub off on to him and he decides to surgically turn himself to a women.

I wish Syracuse, New York would stop snowing.

Posts : 5 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 36

Granted, there is now a Hurricane outside. (lolz NY weather)

I wish to rule the realm of Hades > Smile

Posts : 55 Join date : 2012-02-24 Location : Washington DC

coderedx82 wrote:: your trapping ways will rub off on to him and he decides to surgically turn himself to a women.

Posts : 29 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 34

You get to rule, but you get usurped after a week.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

Posts : 20 Join date : 2012-02-26 Location : United Kingdom

Granted Ellie, but you follow a French sleep pattern, which means you're approx six hours ahead of everyone else.

I wish for a sushi conveyor-belt to appear in front of me whenever I'm hungry.

Posts : 29 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 34

The sushi on the conveyor is all rotten and months old.

I wish for a laser that can shrink or increase people's penis size at my will

Posts : 20 Join date : 2012-02-26 Location : United Kingdom

Granted, but instead of a laser, it's a shot-gun, which means the police arrest you everytime to point it at someone's groin.

I wish for two Scandinavian body-guards to escort me everywhere who will fuck me on request.

Posts : 55 Join date : 2012-02-24 Location : Washington DC

Ok, these two guys follow you everywhere and will fuck you if you ask them to, but neither of them get really into it because they are secretly gay for each other xP

I wish I didn't have to go to work today :/

Posts : 20 Join date : 2012-02-26 Location : United Kingdom

miss_alexis wrote:: Ok, these two guys follow you everywhere and will fuck you if you ask them to, but neither of them get really into it because they are secretly gay for each other xP

... that's not really a corruption, more like an improvement!!! lol!

Posts : 29 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 34

You don't have to go to work, you got fired!

I wish online game servers weren't so fucking laggy.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2012-02-26 Age : 36

The game servers arn't so laggy! It's just a shame that your graphics card has died!

I wish i could paint minatures better!

Posts : 29 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 34

butterflysly wrote:: The game servers arn't so laggy! It's just a shame that your graphics card has died!

That actually happened to me last week :O

Posts : 27 Join date : 2012-02-26 Age : 36

Ellietrap wrote:

butterflysly wrote:: The game servers arn't so laggy! It's just a shame that your graphics card has died!

That actually happened to me last week :O

the horror!

Subject: Re: Make a wish, then corrupt it! Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:03 am

Granted, you can paint them with infinite precision, but the only colour you have is gray!

I wish people would still come here and post!

Posts : 29 Join date : 2012-02-24 Age : 34

Granted, but it's all russian spambots

I wish i was less picky about food :T

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