Make a wish, then corrupt it!

A fun game that everyone can participate in!
The idea is that you grant whoever posts above you's wish, and then detail the ways in which it goes wrong.

I wish for a tiger! :3

OH GAWD, HE'S EATING YOUR ARMS OFF!

I wish for, a super computer

This super computer starts to have a intelligence of its own, it becomes stronger and infects more and more computers and networks untill it becomes so powerfull mankind can only obey it.

I wish i was a millionare!

Granted, but it is a Million Yen which is only $12,330.90 USD
I wish I had more lingerie clothing of my size.

I grant your wish!!! You now own a whole closet of sexy lingerie... but they are all your least favorite color, sooooo sad

Okkkkk, I wish I had the magical ability to make FISH appear wherever I wanted! Poof, there's a fish! Poof, there's another one! I'm unstoppable!!!!

*poof* the fish are all Lv1 male Magickarp!!!

I wish I could love my crush without everyone calling me a pedo.

Granted, but now, you two are of the same age, height and gender.

:3

you did not make a wish and the universe ceased to exist!

i wish for some delicious pizza

Oh lol sorry i didn't post a wish.

Poof! There you now have a delicious pizza, made by your friendly neighborhood hobo, consisting of various ingredients found in the trash cans.

I wish for takoyaki :3

You don't get any because Mugi-chan ate the last portion (sorry if the reference is lost on you xD)

I wish for an awesome gaming PC

you get a laptop verison that can only run the game when you turn off ALL other programs and most of the computer systems.



I wish to control everything and anything (at all time).

*cant wait to see how you corrupt that*

Granted, you now have full control over the two words: "anything" and "everything".

Feel free to use them in all of your sentences. :3

I wish for a nice little trap delivered right at my doorstep.

Granted, but Admiral Ackbar snatches her away whilst yelling IT'S A TRAP before you get the chance to take her in.

I wish for an unlimited supply of beer.

Granted, but you must drink directly from the hopper...for the rest of your life (sorry for the harshness, I just got through playing the new Twisted Metal game)

I wish for a nice Japanese Schoolgirl Sailor Suit

Granted, but everytime you wear it, you get a teensy bit smaller (height-wise)

I wish for a walrus to land on top of "Admin" and give him a kiss.

Granted, but the walrus has more than just "a kiss" in mind.
I wish that all of the people in this forum could have the ability to teleport to another user's room.

They all teleport to your room and have a little more in mind! Oh wait, corrupt as in make bad, not make dirty... hmm... Everyone you teleport gets angry and bops you on the head.

I wish I could have a pretty trap named Hideyoshi in my room craving to fuck me and dominate me.

Fewmets wrote:

They all teleport to your room and have a little more in mind! Oh wait, corrupt as in make bad, not make dirty... hmm... Everyone you teleport gets angry and bops you on the head.

Then I wake up tied and used as a fuck toy. ^-^

Fewmets wrote:

I wish I could have a pretty trap named Hideyoshi in my room craving to fuck me and dominate me.

You get a man, who happens to be named Hideyoshi and he ain't pretty.

I wish for a 7 inch dick

Sorry crimson, but you have wound up with a 7 inch tall action figure of Dick Tracy

I wish I had a 7 inch dick... inside me!

Granted but the dick is coiled in barbed wire

Man I'm evil.

I wish to have a buff body without any exercise required!

Yeah, but now you're so buff you can't move!

I wish I could eat an icecream cone.

(P.S. My wish included Hideyoshi being pretty, you didn't grant me my wish right!)

Granted!

But the icecream is frozen diarrea

I wish to be super intelligent

Fine, but you only get the cone to eat then, no icecream!

I wish that some nice boy would take an interest in me